WTF moments, etc.

My name is Megan. I've got a mind, I use it. My driving is superb, don't argue. Life is always happening. Follow for more entertainment.


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TALK TO ME HERE.
Or formspring here.

~ Tuesday, December 1 ~
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Speech class is entertaining at certain points.

  • Me: So what kind of pay are you expecting?
  • Natalie: I'm pretty good for...
  • Me: Good, because we pay minimum wage.

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YAY I DID IT.

I’ve officially submitted my college applications to:

-University of West Florida
-University of Tampa
-Temple University
-Penn State University &
-University of South Carolina

I’m done. I’m done I’m done I’m done.


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~ Monday, November 30 ~
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Lady Gaga and Coca Cola.

Okay, now I’m motivated. I hope.


~ Sunday, November 29 ~
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Definitely just received a fantastic massage

from this man.

:D

Going downtown in a bit, bye tumblr. Maybe see you in a week or so -_-

pshh, who follows me anymore anyway? lmao

Tags: thanks to the followers I have left :)
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I wish I could record all my conversations with people without them knowing.

None of it makes sense and all of it makes me happy.


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Time to get deep.

People who speak more than one language. (I know that’s a sentence fragment, just bear with me.) Do they think in one language or several? Or just two?

What about when they think about what language they think in?

This is why knowing one language is wonderful. It’s simple. All you think about when you think about thinking is that you just need to go to bed soon because you’re thinking too damn much.


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He likes men.

SHOCKER!


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Megan's actin' kinda shady in callin' me baby.

lfrodriguez:

=(

I’m not being shady. It’s 2:22am. I honestly forgot your name.


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  • Him: Look Megan, this is what you look like on the inside.
  • Me: That doesn't make me feel good.
  • Him: But it's shows that we all look the sa--.....
  • Me: NO! YOU'RE SAYING I LOOK UGLY ON THE INSIDE!

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Dream Recall.

I had several dreams last night. The most significant one was making out with a female vampire and she sort of mesmerized me but I really really enjoyed it.

Umm…

And another part of my dream involved returning a lost dog back home.

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bathroomwindow:

gpoyw

I just burst out into laughter. Omg.

bathroomwindow:

gpoyw

I just burst out into laughter. Omg.


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Hiiiiiiii!

r-y-a-n:

lfrodriguez:

r-y-a-n:

meganomalous:

So I’m in Port St. Lucie with Rigo. It’s pretty chill. We listened to Lady Gaga’s new album on the way down, and made fun of cows with polio. My grandmother treated us to Olive Garden and the manager wanted in her pants and brought us an extra plate of calamari. Came back to her house and played Scrabble.

Rigo and I both lost. WTF. Oh well.

He thought he could play the “queer” cardtiles with 28 points, but it didn’t fly, lmao. I lost like five followers in the past couple weeks. You know, because I’m definitely flooding dashboards, lol. I’m not sweating it. My tumblarity is in the single digits. I dig it ;)

What ‘chu doing in PSL?

We had to escape the perils of Central Florida for the weekend. Megan’s going to show me around Ft. Pierce tomorrow where she had a past and take me around downtown to eat some pretty good Greek food tomorrow. Y’know just throwing that out there if you happen to be in there area. :D

I was downtown most of today haha.

You going to Yianni’s?

Yuuuuuuuup :)


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~ Saturday, November 28 ~
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