BUT WHERE DID THEY GO?????????????
THEY ARE LOST FOR A REASON
I have a secret to confess, too. These girls came in to eat a few nights ago and the one was so rude to me. After I sat them I thought, “Who can afford to be that much of an asshole? Bitch has something coming.”
And then she was in the bathroom for twenty minutes from an allergic reaction to something she ate. So ya know…BE NICE TO PEOPLE IF YOU WANT NICE THINGS.
Sometimes working in a restaurant makes you really lose faith in humanity. But like also who gets SO offended at having to wait 15 whole minutes for a table on a Friday night?
Coworker: What do you need?
Me: Uh, a fucking margarita.