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if i was bisexual i would use this line all the time

I am bisexual and plan to use this line often in the future


(via prosperthegay)


Girls don’t want boys.

Girls want a release date for The Winds of Winter.  

(via thronesmeme)

  • 3 y/o: Wanna hear a true story?
  • Me: Sure.
  • 3 y/o: Once there was a dog who ran away into the woods. And then he died.
  • Me: That's a sad story.
  • 3 y/o: Oh and there was a duck who fell asleep in the lake and he died, right?
  • Me: Let's talk about something...anything else. Especially at the dinner table.
  • 3 y/o: *makes farting sound*

Beyoncé’s full performance at the 2014 VMA’s

this has made me feel a lot better this afternoon

(via breelousydney)

BUT WHERE DID THEY GO?????????????


what EW thinks I “might like” based on the fact I just clicked on a photo of Benedict Cumberbatch crying. 

"Oh, you think that’s good…, you like that PUFFY WHITE MAN SKIN? how about Dating Naked!? We show lots of skin and plenty of puff (but it was AN accident you guys!)"

also SHIT, Hilary Duff leaves her house? I wonder if she’s got a twin she never told us about????? hmmmmmmm

Coloring at work~ And before you even ask, YES I work with Walter the Muppet and the eldest Olsen twin. They’re pretty okay I guess.

I have a secret to confess, too. These girls came in to eat a few nights ago and the one was so rude to me. After I sat them I thought, “Who can afford to be that much of an asshole? Bitch has something coming.” 

And then she was in the bathroom for twenty minutes from an allergic reaction to something she ate. So ya know…BE NICE TO PEOPLE IF YOU WANT NICE THINGS.

Sometimes working in a restaurant makes you really lose faith in humanity. But like also who gets SO offended at having to wait 15 whole minutes for a table on a Friday night? 

Coworker: What do you need?
Me: Uh, a fucking margarita.

The bench I am positive gave me hives…twice! #besties

how does a cutie patootie like me stop old men from hitting on me DAILY

b/c i still don’t know

Back in the hair game~ (at Starbucks)

Whoa, was just trying to clock out…

an old man said, “you’re beautiful darlin’” and I said, “I know, right?!”