moments, etc.
We are all forced to exist within so many systems that are fundamentally inhumane and oppressive dogshit

dingraha:

Kiss someone you wanna kiss who wanna kiss you

And then burn down a corporate edifice or government office together.

instead of updating my resume today i came up with a brilliant movie idea and a possibly million dollar tv show concept

i know it is true bc i have told one other person what my ideas are and that person is impressed

so suck it hollywood i’ll make it on my own

Me: I hate writing a resume.
Joe: Everyone in the world does.
Me: What's a general objective I can put on here?
Joe: Kicking ass and taking names.
made executive no-fuck decision to not put on makeup today. this is me in my natural pink state

made executive no-fuck decision to not put on makeup today. this is me in my natural pink state

not-the-potus:

Because he’s a man. Because this is a man’s world that we live in. Because of the axis of dick

2.05 Helsinki

me

the great gatsby (movie) tried as hard as the great gatsby (character) and we all know how that turned out

You make some great points … but the paper feels like a random collection of thoughts about it rather than a thesis-driven paper that’s trying to prove something specific.
a prof’s note on my final paper and also the story of my life

thekhaleesiofhotdogs:

Everyone should know what the world missed out on by Eddie not winning Survivor.

what if

Now get out.
Mother of Dragons

will exchange love and appreciation for tender shoulder/leg massage

must be tender b/c i am a human sandbag who bruises easily and without discrimination oftentimes for no good reason

Asked my mom if she wanted to read my paper on conceptual writing. She asked how many words.

“dunno, it’s 8 pages.”

“eight pages??? wow was it supposed to be that long?”

Bagpipes

mypoetryinprogress:

Close your eyes and let the sun
swallow you whole until you forget
there ever was anything other than the
warmth of stars

There is beauty even in the rusty bridges
in the sewery waters where birds float by
and compromise is made for parts of the earth

Ripples dance with rays, glittering
I go blind for a minute as
a jogger stretches within view

Once I could climb anything when
fear only existed in nightmares
now I know the peace of it all

found this in my notebook while frantically searching for notes. brought me back to a good place

There’s a mouse that lives and hides under my bed and he doesn’t give a fuck about me writing a paper so we’ve been playing a game of HAHA YOU CAN’T CATCH ME every time he crawls out for destination trashcan.