Had a dream I was at some sort of GOP convention, except it was supposed to be a really friendly sort of gathering, nothing to do with the election. Mitt Romney did a toast and said something snarky about the presidency. In response, Newt Gingrich yelled, “NO MORE TOPICS!”
Immediately after everyone started bursting into drunken laughter, Stephen Colbert was on the red carpet talking to a camera, with his eyes lifted from a free make up enhancer kit he received at the event as a gift. “So now that the cat was let loose, I’d like to discuss my favorite topics…” was the last thing I made out before waking up.
