Why don’t you work here all year round? You’re one of my favorite people!
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| — | My partner-in-crime at work. |
lustinglondon replied to your post: We have a day?
I really enjoy actually following someone intelligent on here. Thank you for existing/writing this blog.
This totally made my day.
mom: *listening from afar* who is that? is that that ingrid girl you like? the one who sings “iiiii looooveee the way you call me baby”? is it her?
me: well kind of, but her name is carolyn. and she goes to my school.
mom: wait her name is actually carolyn and not ingrid? AND she goes to temple? Bri that’s wonderful! I love her!
me: yes mom. Ingrid Michaelson’s real name is Carolyn Thorn and we have lunch together when we get the chance. I’ll get an autograph for you.
In conclusion, this is WONDERFUL and everyone should listen and like and subscribe like I have. Because I said so. that is all.
Carolyn in song form. I’m so lucky to know the people I know.
I’m really into this…
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| — | Megan on reading the Sit on my Face section in The Joys of Gay Sex. She was also probably telling me to stop distracting her. (via thisisluisfernando) |

