Why I love my parents.
I’m applying for a summer job on campus and I told my mom that I have to do some sort of “creative piece” in addition to an essay and my two recommendation letters (which worked out, yay!) So this afternoon she sends me three texts in a row:
- Paul says to draw a horn of plenty and then have snipets all around of sayings or quotes and/or pictures of the things that have made you who you are today. The snipets need to look like they are funneling into the horn (the horn being you).
- Another suggestion is to have you be a vehicle in the bottom left corner and have “tracks” of what you’ve left behind. Paul envisions you as a tank because you are so stubborn!
- Paul also suggests you have yourself as santa claus and in his overflowing bags are the “gift” you have to share with the world. This is his favorite.
Are you going to be the next Poet Laureate of the United States?
AnonymousOnly for minimal survival, but I’m in it for the art.
Tonight I learned that I’m an idiot.
Yes, I am. However, I’ve got the advantage of being able to learn from my mistakes, and that my dear bloggers, is the reason I keep living.
AKA NOW I KNOW HOW A TROLLEY WORKS LOLZ.
She's gonna end up hurricane partying with us.
Mom: Oh, something smells real sweet in here!
Me: Like marijuana?
Mom: Yup. Yeah, that's it.
Me: You think it smells sweet?
Mom: It smells good! They need to make a candle or something for it.
Me: A weed candle? Those exist. I can hit up South Street and get you one.
Mom: No, I don't think Paul would appreciate that.
Beating around the bush.
“You’ve got sidework to do. Clean all the chairs in the restaurant!”
“Oh, really now? Well, I’m clocking out.”
“You think you can bat your pretty blue eyes at me and not do it?”
“Yeah.”
“Well that doesn’t work on me.”
“That’s a shame.”
“Maybe it works on those teenage boys you hang out with.”
“Excuse me?”
“I think you should maybe go for an older guy. Probably a tall one before you leave. A summer fling sort of thing.”
“Oh really?”
And then I left. I’ve been trying to figure out why it is that guys from work would be interested in me and narrowed it down to the fact that out of the four other females that work there, one is the GM, and the other three are either married and/or have children. I’m just a ~single girl. Or, I guess they might like my personality and stupid glasses. I dunno.
Maybe if you actually asked me out to lunch I’d say yes though. Time’s running out, and I’ve already made-out with you in my dreams.
On my day off I love some good at-home entertainment.
So I’m watching Fox News. I’m pretty sure this guy from the Family Research Counsel just said that if there’s a majority of people who follow Christianity in a community that it makes public school prayer OK.
I’m so convinced this is a “fair and balanced debate” because they’ve told me it is at least three times.
DJ Megan Carter, you have 0 points.
I want 1000 points so I can have the gorilla avatar.
PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
